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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:38 am | |
| unfortunately god was losing the chess game, and this alternate universe smelt like cheese =) |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:29 pm | |
| fortunately God enjoyed the smell of cheese & began winning the game of chess :] |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:48 am | |
| Unforuntely Mussolini was cheating and nabbed God's Queen while his back was turned. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:52 am | |
| Fortunately the chess pieces were alive and the queen escaped. |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:13 pm | |
| Sadly the Queen found herself teetering on the edge of insanity at the loss of her King...so topped herself Forcing Mussolini and Death into an arm wrestling competition as a second alternative (as pistols at dawn was proved to be rather pointless as in their current dimension there was no sense of time passing). | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:51 pm | |
| Fortunately Mussolini broke death's arm in two place, a splinter of bone fell onto the queen and re-animated her just in time to be swept up by Bobo on a paper plane screaming "Tiramasu!" at the top of his lungs. |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:26 am | |
| Unfortunately...poor Bobo was all thumbs and the paper airplane decided to crash in a small puddle; where upon Bobo started using the Queen as his life raft. | |
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Eyoro
Posts : 49 Join date : 2010-01-04
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:02 am | |
| Fortunatly Eyoro hasnt really been reading all the posts through so he has no idea who or what Bobo is, but the story picks up that Bobo marries Mrs Bobo and they buy a nice house together on the top of a hill | |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:04 am | |
| Unfortunately as Bobo married Mrs. Bobo, he fell out with his brother over a woman, which was a terrible travesty. | |
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Eyoro
Posts : 49 Join date : 2010-01-04
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:06 am | |
| fortunatly his brother was an evil man fueled by the love of this brother, and this break in bonds caused the evil brothers mad schemes of world domination to fail, thus saving the world | |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:07 am | |
| Unfortunately Mrs Bobo reaffirmed her love for the evil brother now that he was markedly less...power mad | |
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Eyoro
Posts : 49 Join date : 2010-01-04
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:09 am | |
| fortunatly Bobo fell for his wifes sister and they did a straight swap, thus both parties were happy and the evil genius was now a good genius teaching physics at oxford uni
p.s. stop burning mr Bobo down... ur getting all the unfortunats and im getting all the good ones haha | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:19 pm | |
| unfortunately r3ap3r comes to claim Bobo's soul forever |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:26 am | |
| Fortunately R3ap3r cannot spell and he accidently claimed the soul of mrs Wilberforce who was a school nurse and Bobo hid in the dog kennel in the back garden while R3ap3r dragged Mrs Wilberforce down into the underworld to wash his underpants for ever and a day. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:01 pm | |
| Fortunately i later claimed ShadowCat's soul so she could help me wash my underpants |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:45 am | |
| Unfortunately He dragged Shadowcat's evil twin sister by mistake who dissolved all his underpants in acid forcing him to go commando until the unfortunate day in the bathroom when he had the accident with the zipper on his trousers that caused screams to be heard around the world and sent poor Bobo in fear for his life into hiding beneath Kitty's skirts where he made a home in a warm place, ate three square meals a day of sweet nectar and slept in a hammock woven from the finest, darkest pubic hairs known to man/woman or beast. His sense of smell was ruined of course by the toxic odour of jasmine and cinnamon that permanently emanated from his new "home" and his fur, once so ragged and torn from years of battering taken at the hands of the dreadful authors of his fate, now, after all this time, become a thing of beauty, sleek and soft; that Kitty took to stroking him constantly. So much so in fact that he eventualy merged with his surroundings and took to biting any sausage like appendage that came near to him and his home which of course was most unfortunate of all for poor kitty who never felt satisfied ever again unless candles or vodka bottles were involved. Thus we learn at last why Kitty took to calling her most intimate of places....her Bobo! (Pause here to be killed by Kitty in several painful ways before being forced to retract the above statement and publish an apology on page two of the Times newspaper followed by the condemnation of any and all suggestions that her Bobo is anything but, alive and well and living a life of peace and quiet in some Bahamian fishing village close to warm sandy beaches. (p.s. Not Sandy Beaches, the famous topless Gogo dancer of Mansfield.) Her other Bobo of course is also alive and well and any resemblance to the much persecuted sleek furry bear of this tale is a myth and purely coincidence and any sausage like appendage is perfectly safe in its presence except during certain phases of the moon when things can get a bit ugly. .......(Now try to make a fortunately from that .... |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:28 pm | |
| Fortunately he woke up.....what a bad dream he thought |
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