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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Fortunately/Unfortunately Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:58 pm | |
| Tried and tested, and definitely a bemusing story Once upon a time, there was a little teddy bear called Bobo. One day he decided to jump off his owners bed and take a wander. Unfortunately... | |
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Reikenji Admin
Posts : 23 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 38 Location : Somewhere
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:24 pm | |
| Bobo ripped the stitching near his crotch as he landed and became a man bear..
Fortunately.. | |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:28 pm | |
| Fortunately his owner wasn't very safety conscious, and left a needle and thread under her bed so he managed to stitch himself back up in a haphazard manner. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:51 pm | |
| unfortunately bobo doesnt possess fingers and cant handle the needle and thread properly and instead manages to poke his eyes out |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:56 pm | |
| Fortunately his eyes are plastic so he just managed to scratch himself | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:10 pm | |
| unFortunately this was a big scratch tht made him blind in 1 eye |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:04 pm | |
| Fortunately he looked rather rugged with a piratey eye patch | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:09 pm | |
| (un)Fortunately he's owner did not like him with black a eye patch and colour the eye patch with pink markerpen
not sure if tht a gd or bad thing lol i think it a gd thing but otters may not |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:37 pm | |
| Unfortunately when you color over black it stays black :] so he got a peg leg to match. |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:40 pm | |
| Fortunately he's happy having a peg leg as it gives him a chance to practice his balancing act. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:05 pm | |
| unFortunately he is not very good at his balancing act and fell. |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:10 pm | |
| Fortunately he landed on his bum | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:11 pm | |
| unFortunately he landed on a pin as he landed |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:13 pm | |
| Fortunately he has a high pain threshold and was able to pull it out | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:42 am | |
| unFortunately the pin snaped as he take it out |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:24 pm | |
| Unfortunatly the pin was rusty and he died THEN END |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:28 pm | |
| Fortunately at some time in his past his ancestors bred with a phoenix, so the poor little dear was reborn. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:59 am | |
| unfortunately he was only part phoenix so he became very disfigured. |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:47 pm | |
| Fortunately his owner loved him anyway | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:59 pm | |
| Unfortunately his owner could only display affection by setting fire to him |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:30 pm | |
| Fortunately the lucky sod was flame resistant...
(evil Mish) | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:00 pm | |
| unfortunately petrol burns just fine... |
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KRKitty Admin
Posts : 338 Join date : 2009-07-15 Age : 32 Location : Hiding under the sink
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:08 am | |
| Fortunately (as seems to happen every year), the tanker drivers were on strike, so there was no petrol (or diesel!!!) readily available for such an act of cruelty. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:33 am | |
| unfortunately the strike ended just as the bear thought he was safe. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:16 pm | |
| fortunately a wormhole opened sucking him into an alternate universe where god is stuck in an endless game of chess with Mussolini. |
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