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PostSubject: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:58 pm

Tried and tested, and definitely a bemusing story Smile

Once upon a time, there was a little teddy bear called Bobo. One day he decided to jump off his owners bed and take a wander.

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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:24 pm

Bobo ripped the stitching near his crotch as he landed and became a man bear..

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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:28 pm

Fortunately his owner wasn't very safety conscious, and left a needle and thread under her bed so he managed to stitch himself back up in a haphazard manner.
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:51 pm

unfortunately bobo doesnt possess fingers and cant handle the needle and thread properly and instead manages to poke his eyes out
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:56 pm

Fortunately his eyes are plastic so he just managed to scratch himself
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:10 pm

unFortunately this was a big scratch tht made him blind in 1 eye
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:04 pm

Fortunately he looked rather rugged with a piratey eye patch Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:09 pm

(un)Fortunately he's owner did not like him with black a eye patch and colour the eye patch with pink markerpen

not sure if tht a gd or bad thing lol i think it a gd thing but otters may not
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:37 pm

Unfortunately when you color over black it stays black :] so he got a peg leg to match.
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:40 pm

Fortunately he's happy having a peg leg as it gives him a chance to practice his balancing act.
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:05 pm

unFortunately he is not very good at his balancing act and fell.
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:10 pm

Fortunately he landed on his bum Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:11 pm

unFortunately he landed on a pin as he landed
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:13 pm

Fortunately he has a high pain threshold and was able to pull it out
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:42 am

unFortunately the pin snaped as he take it out
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:24 pm

Unfortunatly the pin was rusty and he died THEN END
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:28 pm

Fortunately at some time in his past his ancestors bred with a phoenix, so the poor little dear was reborn.
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:59 am

unfortunately he was only part phoenix so he became very disfigured.
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:47 pm

Fortunately his owner loved him anyway Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:59 pm

Unfortunately his owner could only display affection by setting fire to him
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:30 pm

Fortunately the lucky sod was flame resistant...

(evil Mish)
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:00 pm

unfortunately petrol burns just fine...
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:08 am

Fortunately (as seems to happen every year), the tanker drivers were on strike, so there was no petrol (or diesel!!!) readily available for such an act of cruelty.
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:33 am

unfortunately the strike ended just as the bear thought he was safe.
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PostSubject: Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately   Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:16 pm

fortunately a wormhole opened sucking him into an alternate universe where god is stuck in an endless game of chess with Mussolini.
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